Bear in mind, No matter Occurs Out There, We Are Whole Prefessionals
It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) power native bakers to jot down ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on desserts.
SO LET’S GET TO IT.
Oooh, so shut.
In the event that they solely had spell-check for desserts, am I proper?
Dangle on, what’s this? THEY DO??
Properly, THAT’s clearly serving to.
Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get right down to the coronary heart of what you are attempting to say?
…however possibly rather less sincere.
And fewer sarcastic.
YES!
I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect a great “belongings” pun, at the moment you really need one thing extra personalised to your precise assistant. Possibly begin with their identify?
[head hitting desk]
[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, it is advisable make your employees really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.
I am positive they’re going to find it irresistible.
Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a totally non-creepy, completely prefessional method. MWAH.
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As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso:
“Probably Whiskey” Enamel “Coffee” Mug
(The itemizing actually does have “espresso” in citation marks, ha!)