No, I Gained't Present You The Uncensored Model, So Don't Ask

Photopaper muffins are massive once more, bakers, so let’s go over a number of floor guidelines:

1) Cease doing this:

Simply cease it.

Floor Rule The Second:

If the client asks for a “cute prepare photograph cake” for her 2-year-old, keep in mind to incorporate the phrase “cute” in your Google picture search:

::sigh::

Floor Rule III: This Time It is Private:

Look, I am not saying a 13 year-old woman cannot love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I am simply saying possibly these two themes do not complement one another so effectively:

And eventually, please, bakers, in case you neglect all the things else, keep in mind this:

ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM

Discuss your “flash pictures.” Heyooooo.

Although I am positive the “lol” made it alllll higher for the unsuspecting party-goers.

(The caption mentioned it was for a “shock child bathe.” I’LL SAY.)

Because of Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a factor as an excessive amount of of a diffusion at events.

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Hey, do you know you’ll be able to have a child bathe with just about no seen hoo-haws? It’s true!

HOO-HAW FREE BABY SHOWER DECOR

And from my different weblog, Epbot: