Penal Code Violations
NOTE: These desserts could have been meant for kids, however the commentary just isn’t. Double entendres forward!
Do you ever get the sensation that sure bakers are as much as some…er…monkey enterprise?
I believe this monkey lacks a sure…attraction.
I imply, possibly it is simply me, however it looks like some of at this time’s wreckerators are getting downright…
…nutty.
(I had two completely different readers ship in two completely different footage of this cookie cake, btw. See?)
There’s one thing form of superior about having a pair of images of a pair of…um…pink blobby issues.
(Swinging plums? Low riders? Crown jewels? Man tonsils? Pant Potatoes? Scroto Baggins? Okay, web, you’ve got earned your maintain tonight.)
Oh, and I *suppose* they had been going for a coronary heart. Perhaps. And earlier than you ask, no, the baker shouldn’t be sacked, as a result of that is far too entertaining.
I am positive a few of you might suppose I am being unfair. Effectively, to not fear, wreckerators; you may get your day in court docket.
Simply no dribbling, please.
There is a sure bakery chain (which shall proceed to Stay Anonymous) that has a relatively curious carrot cake design. It appears like this:
You guys have despatched me a bunch of examples, so I can guarantee you: this actually is how the cake comes:
So my query is that this: if all of us sat round discussing the failings of this explicit design, would that make it a circle jerk?
[Bah-dum-BAH!]
And whereas I am being inquisitive, bakers, I’ve acquired to ask: do your wrecks ALWAYS must appear like dongs?
o.0
Okay, by no means thoughts.
Please deliver the ding dongs again.
Due to Carrie C., Beth M., Rachael, Becca S., Nick D., Michelle W., & Richard for taking a agency stance on at this time’s wrecks. And for the excuse to put in writing “pants potatoes.”
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P.S. For some cause these appear acceptable at this time:
Wine Condoms
Don’t be concerned; they’re in your wine, not your wang. (Which actually needs to be their promoting jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot: